40 funny questions for couples (that actually make you laugh)

Funny questions are the easiest way to start a conversation that ends in a laughing fit. They work on a first date, on a long drive, or on the sofa when you've run out of things to watch.

These 40 are written for couples: half of them are about each other (which of my habits would you report to the police?), and the rest are would-you-rathers and silly what-ifs. Play them as cards: one phone, take turns, swipe for the next one.

1. 1.What's the most useless talent you'd still brag about?
2. 2.If I were a snack, which one would I be?
3. 3.Which of my habits would you report to the police?
4. 4.What song do you secretly know every word to?
5. 5.If we swapped bodies for a day, what would you do first?
6. 6.Would you rather always know what I'm thinking, or never be able to lie to me?
7. 7.Would you rather have a surprise date every week, or one big trip a year?
8. 8.Would you rather lose your phone for a week, or never order takeout again?
9. 9.Would you rather have dinner with my family every Sunday, or never see them again?
10. 10.Would you rather relive our first date, or skip ahead to our 10th anniversary?
11. 11.If our relationship was a TV show, what would it be called?
12. 12.What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten on purpose?
13. 13.Which cartoon character am I most like?
14. 14.What would your wrestling entrance song be?
15. 15.If you had to delete one app forever, which one would go?
16. 16.What's the dumbest way you've ever hurt yourself?
17. 17.If I were an animal, which one would I be and why?
18. 18.What's a conspiracy theory you kind of believe?
19. 19.Which of my friends would survive a zombie apocalypse the longest?
20. 20.What's your most irrational fear?
21. 21.If you could only eat one meal for a year, what would it be?
22. 22.What's a word you always mispronounce?
23. 23.Who would play me in a movie about our life?
24. 24.What's the worst haircut you've ever had?
25. 25.If you were a ghost, who would you haunt first?
26. 26.What's the pettiest thing you've ever done?
27. 27.Would you rather only whisper or only shout for a week?
28. 28.Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button for life?
29. 29.Would you rather be famous for something embarrassing, or never be famous at all?
30. 30.Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or 2 hours early?
31. 31.What's my most annoying catchphrase?
32. 32.If you could swap lives with a celebrity for a week, who would it be?
33. 33.What's the strangest dream you've had about me?
34. 34.What would your autobiography be called?
35. 35.What's the worst gift you've ever received?
36. 36.If our fridge could talk, what would it say about us?
37. 37.What's a food combo you love that everyone else hates?
38. 38.Which of us would win at hide and seek, and why?
39. 39.What emoji best describes our relationship?
40. 40.If you came with a warning label, what would it say?